Corpus Madonna fake trailer Bedroom Hymns

Bernhard Stadler is owned by VDupLEX
"Bedroom Hymns" is by Florence+The Machine
The Great Mouse Detective is owned by Eve Titus/Disney
Internal Catalyst AU



(percussion beats)/(The Madonna on an altar starts bleeding)


(screen fades)


This is a good place to fall as any/(Bastialus is brought up and offered a cloak with a cross crown, his shows disdain and nervousness)


We'll build out altar here/(A cult member fixes him into the cloak and robe)



Make me your Maria 
I'm all ready on my knees/Member: This is where it starts, where everything starts...(sticks fingers into Bastialus' mouth, he gags) Her holiness flows within you! 


(Scene fades and fades back to Bastialus covered over by naked bodies of priests and cult members. His eyes are wide and short of breath, clutching a cracked plastic baby Jesus doll)


You had Jesus on your breath
I caught him in mine/Bastialus: (eyes wavering, as he coughs and gasps) 


(Smash cut) 


Sweating our confessions
The undone and the divine/Bernhard: Revenge? 


This his is his body
This is blood/ Bastialus: Those fuckers...those fuckers who drank my blood, made me--forced to have an orgy! I was raped by goddamn crazy cult priests! Thinking I was some sort of mother fucking holy goddess! 


Such selfish prayers 
And I can't enough/Bernhard: Would you...want to kill them?



Whoooooa whooooa yeeeah/CORPUS MADONNA



I'm not looking for an absolution/(Abandoned church explodes in a heat of fire)


But I found myself an old solution/(Tanks releasing fire onto planes)


I'm not looking for an an absolution/(Bastial dressed in modern clothing and a camera holds Bastialus close as the shelter rattles)


But I found myself an old solution/(Bernhard holds Bastialus' hand in comfort)


This is his body
This is his blood/ Bastialus: (smirks) Kill? I bring mercy...


Such selfish prayers that I can't.../Bernhard: You're dangerous. I like that.


Get enough(whooooa whoooa yeeeeeah)/CORPUS MADONNA