So, I'm in one of those moods where I'm rather bored, and writing horror just isn't satisfying enough, so now I literally just wanna be amused and irritate the fuck out of my characters. Found this questionnaire by google, and it's made by :devJuubi-Ookami: at the OC-house group. I did steal this quiz, but hell, I'm up for awkward situations and character humiliation. Now you can join with me, it's question tiiiiiime!


(Buttmonk--I mean candidates. )
Character 1-Bastial
Character 2-David Leson
Character 3-Verda-London Michael
Character 4-Daniello
Character 5-WotZ Burrows
Character 6-Kylon

If Bastial and David were to fight, who would win?

David. Unless the bucket gets to him first.

CLANG

Michael and Daniello decide to leave the country together – where do they go?

I'm guessing since Daniello IS from Louisiana, and Michael does enjoy blues and jazz. I dunno, France? xD

Burrows and Kylon enter a drinking game – who wins?

Burrows: I can take a another! I take on this alien boy!

Kylon: But my digestive system is different from yours!

Burrows: Shut up and drink up, pansy!

(One drinking game of 70 drinks later)

Burrows: I canth take anotherth-(thud)

Kylon: Uh, t-told you, sir.

Bastial and Burrows are lost – whose fault is it?

It was--

Burrows: Bastial, he can't read directions!

Bastial: Burrows, you bought a cheap map!


Michael and David fall in-love. How did this happen?

Holy shit. Seriously, just how did that happen? I honestly have no idea, I was just sitting here and...

Uh, it was honestly the aphrodisiacs.

I did not slip love potion #9 like it was a roofie.

Either that or Michael can go for David's need for comfort, and David could like Michael's calm attitude... They're both from aristocratic backgrounds too. Uh, yay?

Kylon and David are locked in a room together, what will inevitably happen between them?

Figure a way to get out or Kylon can just blast the door open with his zyga.

Between Bastial and Michael, who has the worse temper?

These two both have bad tempers at least when it comes to the other being threatened but since you had to ask, Michael's much more temperamental. XD

In a life and death situation, would Burrows ever betray David?

In a life or death situation? No.

If it calls for ego humiliation and bribery? Yes.

David: Bloody Scrooge

Burrows: Aw, shaddup munckin.

Who, between Daniello and Kylon would be more likely to be arrested for indecent exposure?

Daniello: Kylon, put you clothes back on, that isn't a shower!!

Kylon: It isn't?

(Bwoooo)

Daniello and Bastial get into a bar brawl? How did it happen, and what do they do?

Bastial probably pissed off the local shady customers. Daniello would do the best thing and drag Bastial out with him, while Bastial protests to go back into the bar in order to get some bounty.

Being a bandit hunter. It's complicated.

Burrows and Michael are part of a squadron of Spies, one of them is a traitor – how would the other find out?

Burrows would probably suggest blackmail to figure out the traitor, Michael would be more logical and figure it out. Unless he gets out his shotgun.

Kylon and Daniello are on TV, how did they get there and what are they doing?

.........What the f-

Kylon: I didn't sign up for this!

Daniello: Just shut up, and pose!

Kylon: That's what I get for following you to a shady auction...turns out it was a fashion show, not a relic exhibition!

David is believed to be dead, how does Kylon react?

Kylon would take this rather hard, since he's a sympathetic character. Have a breakdown at first, be quiet for a few days, and suggest a memorial when he feels a bit better.

Michael goes crazy and tries to kill Bastial, how do they go about it? And do they succeed?

Michael would try to use his shotgun, and sneak up behind Bastial. But considering how strong their bond is, Michael won't succeed, and snap out of it. I'd imagine he'd suffer a lot of regret and guilt afterwards.


Burrows is suddenly landed with a baby and appeals to Daniello for help, how does Daniello react?

Daniello: How the heck did you end up with a baby again?

Burrows: I bought it. I need a child, and another parental figure. (Beat) Will you wear this apron?

Daniello: You've got to be kidding me.

Bastial goes to a haunted house and demands Kylon comes with them. What happens?

Bastial going to a haunted house? FFFF. Well, that's one way to get to try to get over your fear of ghosts. LOL

Bastial: Worst idea ever. Why did I think of this?

Kylon: Hey, do you think these ghosts can react to my zyga and can create a new dimension?

Bastial: Screw this crap!

David has been in a terrible accident, and it's up to Daniello to keep them alive. What was the accident, and how does this work out?

A misfire from another officer, Daniello patches up the wound in order to stop the bleeding and calls the ambulance and stays by him.

Michael suffers a blow to head and loses all of their memory. Kylon finds them – what happens?

"No, you can't be like this! You're Michael! You're Michael!"



Burrows has been acting strangely, disappearing on midnight expeditions, avoiding conversation and appeared distracted. Bastial goes to investigate. What do they find?

Burrows mourning over Lorena or he hasn't settled with the idea, that Chrysanta and him are better off not together.

Michael has been kidnapped by slave-traders, and only Daniello and David can rescue them. How do they go about it?

Sneak in after disguing themselves, beat up the slave traders, call in back up and cuff 'em.

Burrows, Bastial, and Kylon all share a common hatred – what is it?

Being reminded of the past. Burrows, it was losing his wife. Bastial, being Rapid Fire B. For Kylon it's being reminded he's a misfit, and was forced out of his planet to earth. Yeah, baggage isn't a nice feeling.

Between Michael, Kylon, and David; who is more likely to lose their mind and go on a killing spree.

I imagine Michael would, given the right amount of psychological pressure and strain. And then kill Bastial in front of him, the first friend he got really close to. And then he'd outright snap.

Burrows has been brain-washed into thinking they're Bastial! How does Bastial react?

Two words: " OH FUCK! "


Aliens attack and David reveals themselves to be an android scout sent to help destroy the Universe. Can Daniello convince David to do otherwise?

Yeah, he can since these two have been working at the same police station. He'd probably suggest to David to check his memory banks, and recall what he felt.

Burrows And Michel have sex, how does Bastial react upon finding them?

....Huh, what? I was distracted by the se-

Bastial: Mich'?! Holy crap, I knew you had a hard time finding a girl, but Burrows?!

Burrows: Wait, that's Michael? (Beat) Someone laced my drink.

Bastial: I'll lace you!

Daniello and Kylon decide to elope, how do David and Michael feel about this?

Uncertain, but you know, hope for the best.

Kylon is caught stealing and put in jail, does David leave them there, or break them out?

Break them out--at least by bailing. Goddang it Leson.

Bastial, Michael, and Burrows form TEAM A, David, Daniello, and Kylon form TEAM B. They enter a series of Mini competitions.

There is an eating competition, which team members do TEAM A and TEAM B nominate? Who wins? Bastial and Kylon. Kylon would win.

TEAM A are given a foul when one of the team members tries to put laxatives in the other teams tea. Who was responsible?

Michael and Bastial: (leer at Burrows)

Burrows: I swear I thought it was sugar, honest!

A TEAM B member and TEAM A member start consorting, who are they?

David and Michael.

A TEAM A member throws a fight, so a TEAM B member can win, who would do that and why?

I imagine Bastial doing that for Kylon. Why? To make Kylon feel like he could do more.

TEAM B are in the lead, but TEAM A gain several points in what kind of competition?

Shooting competition of course!

TEAM B and TEAM A are tied, and go onto the questionnaire round. Between A) Sports, B)Current events and Politics, C) Literature and D) General Knowledge, which topic to each Team choose?

Bastial: Is now a bad time to say that I didn't get that far in-

Michael: Just shut up and choose!

TEAM A: literature

TEAM B: literature

(Beat)

David: (flatly) Great minds think alike, huh?

TEAM A and TEAM B swap a member, who and why?

Burrows for Michael due to knowledge and endurance;
David for Daniello for a knowing a lot, and can handle himself.

Between TEAM A and TEAM B who would win the last challenge of an obstacle course relay race?

TEAM A, especially since Bastial has experience with...obstacle courses.

How does the winning Team celebrate?

Celebratory bar hopping, money counting, blues watching sh--make up your minds, boys.

Do both teams remain friends, or is it time for Round 2?!

Still remain friends and--

Bastial: Dude, we should drop by Rallies for another drinking competition! I'm up for round 2!

Michael: Please don't mention drinking, I think having sex with Burrows was scarring enough. My head hurts.

Kylon: Right, lets go to the buffet and have an eating competition!

Bastial: Sweet! Burrows, your paying!

Burrows: (grumbles) You help me pay too!

David and Daniello: WE HAVE TO PAY?!